Total Medals Earned: 131 (From 21 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,765 Points
Medals Earned: 13/30 (80/190 points)
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get the pit death
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Race the wolf... and lose
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Get cut
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/160 points)
Understand the task
Go to Agixion.tk
Buy this in the store
Buy something
Buy me in the store
Upgrade you sec fully
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/250 points)
perform freeze
perform badguyshrink
perform biggermushroom
perform fireattack
perform instantdeath
perform life
perform scoredoubled
perform slowdownbadguy
perform speedyprogress
perform thunderattack
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/185 points)
unlocked accessory 1
unlocked accessory 2
unlocked accessory 3
unlocked accessory 4
Medals Earned: 4/7 (200/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/90 points)
Cut dawn the tree
Enter the correct password to activate the bridge
Find the programmer's card
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 28/34 (265/500 points)
Bought the Illustrated book
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
Bought the first extra slot
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Completed the tutorial
Destroyed a Ghost
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)
Round up the troops.
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!